Mahavishnu Swami a troll's heart

A troll's heart may be rent in twain... hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare Camp. Kirata Suddhi Dham,Upen, (University Area), Kinshasa, DR Congo. Mob 00243813744835 All Glories to Sri Guru and Sri Gauranga! Dear Para, Hare Krishna! All Glories to Srila Prabhupada! Thanks for trying to ajust Ganga Trip Date for this mahaskurviest me. Please keep me updated if S'nack agrees. Only thing is I have a atiserious prob with the Skandinavian Tour Dates which I were told were from 8th July to 17th July. Correct? So my problem is that Patna Rath, Patna, Bihar,India is for social reasons always on the same day as Jagannath Rath Day in Puri, which will be on aprox 13 July. Then usually Kathmandu Rath is geared a couple of days after that which would also be in the middle of the Skand tour. What to do? A troll's heart can only take so much tension before it cracks in twain. So how can a troll like me not attend either and continue living?
Of course I could just say "NO!!!" to the 2 Raths but the Troll has to double as the mad hatter UK Swami guru in those 2 Indo/Nepal Raths and everyone is waiting to see my latest sombrero hat which is already taking the little black folks of Congo (the pygmies) by storm. Please consider this old grotty troll's nail-scratching-earth grovelling pleas on bended lichen covered creaky knees as he smokes his last pipe of the algae from yon Norway fjord whilst hidden in his cave he bakes his stolen spuds on his fircone fire out of sight and mind of all Oslo cops. He promises he will chant his rounds this time and not look at the "Maduha(?)Family" Russian girls anymore. I am only a poor old troll after all!! Para, please, please do not leave me behind! Hoping that this finds you well in Krishna consciousness, Your Wellwishing, Mahavishnu Swami